The Anti-911 Hotline
Know When NOT to Call 911
Learn the hilarious (and real) scenarios where dialing 911 is definitely NOT the answer. Featuring our favorite feline educator!
Why Does 011 Exist?
Every year, emergency dispatchers handle thousands of non-emergency calls. From lost TV remotes to cold pizza complaints, people call 911 for the wildest reasons. Our cat mascot is here to set the record straight — with laughs!
240M+
911 calls per year in the US
~50%
are non-emergency calls
30sec
average delayed response time
Top Reasons NOT to Call 911
Our cat mascot breaks down the most ridiculous non-emergencies
Your Food is Cold
Yes, cold pizza is tragic. But 911 can't microwave it for you. Try the kitchen instead!
WiFi is Down
We know it feels like the world is ending, but dispatchers can't reset your router remotely.
There's a Spider
Unless it's the size of a car, grab a cup and a piece of paper. You've got this, champ!
Lost Your Remote
Check between the couch cushions. That's where 94% of all remotes are hiding. Trust the stats.
Neighbor's Music
Try a friendly knock first. If that fails, noise complaints go to your local non-emergency line.
Stuck in Traffic
Calling 911 won't clear the highway. Deep breaths, good tunes, and patience are your friends.
When SHOULD You Call 911?
These are actual emergencies — please do call!
- Medical emergencies or injuries
- Fires or smoke
- Crimes in progress
- Car accidents with injuries
- Someone in immediate danger
- Suspected gas leaks
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